Shake It!

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This is me in 50 years.

How To Become a Star Style Blogger

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Hahahaha, straight hilarious but definitely has truth to it.

Happy Halloween

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If I celebrated Halloween this year I would have donned the cat version of this dog outfit Amanda Seyfried rocked. That would be meowsome and oh so warm and cuddly. So bummed I had to work this whole weekend but funny story time. My mom and dad went and bought enough (good) Halloween candy to make a kid a diabetic (when I say good I mean chocolate - Snickers, Reeses, Twix, etc. - not the twisters, bottle caps, and hot tamales I tried to unsuccessfully trade off as a child). I come home tonight to trick-or-treaters on the street and complete darkness at our house. No outside lights on. No inside lights on. Not even the lights we USUALLY have on are lit up in any way, shape or form. Fuckin' pitch black with me using my iphone as a flashlight. I go inside and find the candy bowl sitting inside the door, as if we are ready to hand out treats when our house looks completely abandoned. What is wrong with this picture??? I literally laughed out loud. Halloween has become my family's excuse to buy and eat mass quantities of chocolate that we never plan on handing out in the first place. I told my mother about how ironic this all was and have never seen her laugh harder in my life. And she says, in between laughing and eating a KitKat bar, "Michelle, the candy is for the kids, it's scary when it's dark". Mom, totally busted you!!!

DMV Culture

So, I went to the DMV to renew my license today. I have to do it before my birthday November 8th and I wanted a new photo because I am sick of the prolonged double-take I get at 21+ establishments (security man - twenty something with overly spiked hair - looks at me, looks down, looks at me, looks down, asks the other security man for his unqualified opinion, looks at me, asks me to smile, lets me in and considers it a favor). Apparently society wants everyone to look like drones in their pictures because the man taking the photo instructed me to pose like this:

I really wanted the "I'm so excited for my new license!!!!!!!" picture:

Or the "Rock on, I'm above the law and you to know it" picture:

Guess you can't get everything you want. But I kind of had fun... met a clown, got a free diet pepsi, talked to a lady about how to build my own cat tree and got an offer to work at the Hot Dog on a Stick corporate office. Department of Motor Vehicles, you aren't that attractive but I like you. Same time next week?

P.S. I got my hairs cut yesterday. Two inches felt like a foot but if you think about it, that hair was probably 10+ years old. Yeah. I'm okay with saying goodbye.

Marcel the Shell with Shoes On

MARCEL THE SHELL WITH SHOES ON from Dean Fleischer-Camp on Vimeo.

Brillant. And how funny/cute was her little dog?! Haha :)